Escape from Corporate Monkey Island

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/8WuLGfR.jpeg" alt="Intro Scene" style="max-width:100%; height:auto; margin-bottom: 10px;"> **Shipwrecked on Corporate Monkey Island!** 🌴 You’re Sam, a desk jockey stranded in a tropical office "paradise". The island’s tyrannical overlord CEO, *Chimperious*, has trapped you in an endless loop of meetings and coconut-flavored coffee. Your mission? Outsmart Chimperious, uncover the **Secret to Becoming Layoff-Proof**, and escape! 1. [[Start the adventure!|Question1]] 2. [[Hide under your desk.|DeadEnd]]

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pssDFoa.jpeg" alt="Question 1 Scene" style="max-width:100%; height:auto; margin-bottom: 10px;"> HR has been spotted with donuts—a telltale sign of layoffs. You receive a cryptic email from your boss: "Can you step into my office at 3:00?" How do you react to this corporate curveball? 1. [[Update my LinkedIn.|FractionalExecutive]] 2. [[Post ‘Taking new clients!’ on Instagram.|MultiHyphenateExplorer]] 3. [[Call my mentor for advice.|CommunityBuilder]] 4. [[Pull out spreadsheets to strategize.|BuilderInvestor]] 5. [[Request a meeting with my boss to add value.|CorporateNavigator]]

You hide under your desk. Pete gets your chair. HR removes your stapler. The end. [[Go back to the Start?|Start]]

You’ve updated LinkedIn and messaged recruiter friends. You’re ready to leverage your expertise externally. (set: $FractionalExecutiveScore to $FractionalExecutiveScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question2]]

You’re promoting your side hustle! Creative problem-solving at its finest. (set: $MultiHyphenateScore to $MultiHyphenateScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question2]]

Calling your mentor for advice is a solid move. Relationships are your superpower. (set: $CommunityBuilderScore to $CommunityBuilderScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question2]]

Spreadsheets? Classic you. Stability and planning are your game. (set: $BuilderInvestorScore to $BuilderInvestorScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question2]]

You request a meeting with your boss to add value. A savvy corporate move! (set: $CorporateNavigatorScore to $CorporateNavigatorScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question2]]

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/mRDEXqE.jpeg" alt="Messy Meeting Room" style="max-width:100%; height:auto;"> Your calendar dings: another "urgent" meeting with no agenda. Chip Guy is at it again, munching loudly in the corner. What do you do? 1. [[Mute myself, turn off my camera, and work on my freelance project.|MultiHyphenateExplorer2]] 2. [[Take notes for future reference, then follow up with key attendees.|FractionalExecutive2]] 3. [[Sketch out my next big investment idea.|BuilderInvestor2]] 4. [[Step up to lead the discussion and get everyone on track.|CorporateNavigator2]]

You multitask during the meeting, sneaking in some freelance project work. Clever and resourceful. (set: $MultiHyphenateScore to $MultiHyphenateScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question3]]

You diligently take notes and follow up with key attendees afterward. That’s how to stay indispensable. (set: $FractionalExecutiveScore to $FractionalExecutiveScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question3]]

You zone out and sketch your next big investment idea. Long-term planning is your game. (set: $BuilderInvestorScore to $BuilderInvestorScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question3]]

You step up to lead the discussion, ensuring the team stays on track. That’s corporate savvy. (set: $CorporateNavigatorScore to $CorporateNavigatorScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question3]]

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/5AjRfVu.jpeg" alt="Box of Gold" style="max-width:100%; height:auto;"> A glittering treasure chest sits on your desk, glowing with golden light. The plaque on it reads: “ANNUAL BONUS—USE WISELY.” It’s not much, but it’s something. How will you spend it? 1. [[Take a course to future-proof my career.|EducatorCreator]] 2. [[Invest it in stocks or my 401(k).|BuilderInvestor3]] 3. [[Throw a networking event to connect with key players.|CommunityBuilder3]] 4. [[Use it as seed money for my next side project.|MultiHyphenateExplorer3]] 5. [[Bring an innovative project idea to my boss to secure my role.|CorporateNavigator3]]

You invest in a course to upgrade your skills and future-proof your career. Smart move. (set: $EducatorCreatorScore to $EducatorCreatorScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question4]]

You play the long game and invest in your 401(k) or stocks. Future You will thank you. (set: $BuilderInvestorScore to $BuilderInvestorScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question4]]

You throw a networking event, expanding your web of connections. Relationships are gold. (set: $CommunityBuilderScore to $CommunityBuilderScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question4]]

You use the bonus as seed money for your side hustle. Big dreams require bold moves. (set: $MultiHyphenateScore to $MultiHyphenateScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question4]]

You pitch an innovative project idea to your boss. It’s risky but shows initiative. (set: $CorporateNavigatorScore to $CorporateNavigatorScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question4]]

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/d9M2Bqv.jpeg" alt="3 Boats" style="max-width:100%; height:auto;"> You’ve made it to the shoreline. Three boats await your escape, each with its own promise: - A sleek yacht labeled "Corporate Climber" - A scrappy fishing boat labeled "Freelance Freedom" - A sturdy raft labeled "Career Resilience" But just then, the Corporate Monkey swings down and offers you a cushy corner cubicle on the island. What do you choose? 1. [[Corporate Climber. Smooth seas… for now.|CorporateNavigator4]] 2. [[Freelance Freedom. I’ll chart my own course!|MultiHyphenateExplorer4]] 3. [[Career Resilience. I’ll strengthen my role and stay the course.|ResilienceChoice]]

You board the luxury yacht, ready to navigate the corporate seas. Smooth sailing… for now. (set: $CorporateNavigatorScore to $CorporateNavigatorScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question5]]

You hop into the fishing boat, embracing the adventure of charting your own course. (set: $MultiHyphenateScore to $MultiHyphenateScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question5]]

You choose the sturdy raft labeled "Career Resilience." It’s not flashy, but it’s stable, dependable, and built to weather any storm. (set: $BuilderInvestorScore to $BuilderInvestorScore + 1) (set: $EducatorCreatorScore to $EducatorCreatorScore + 1) (set: $CommunityBuilderScore to $CommunityBuilderScore + 1) (set: $FractionalExecutiveScore to $FractionalExecutiveScore + 1) [[Next Question|Question5]]

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/6IjBz1f.jpeg" alt="Intro Scene" style="max-width:100%; height:auto;"> You’ve escaped the chaos of Corporate Monkey Island—or have you? A fork in the road lies ahead, each path leading to a different future: - The **Side-Road of Projects** promises creativity and risk. - The **Library of Learning** unlocks new skills and knowledge. - The **Investment Trail** leads to long-term financial stability. - The **Leadership Summit** takes you to new heights in guiding others. - Or… you can stay in your fancy corner office with Chimperious. Which path do you take? 1. [[Side-Road of Projects.|MultiHyphenateExplorer5]] 2. [[Library of Learning.|EducatorCreator5]] 3. [[Investment Trail.|BuilderInvestor5]] 4. [[Stay in your fancy corner office.|StayOnIsland5]]

You take the Side-Road of Projects, juggling creativity, independence, and risk. The thrill of forging your own path fuels your fire, even as you navigate uncertain terrain. (set: $MultiHyphenateScore to $MultiHyphenateScore + 1) [[See Your Results|Results]]

You enter the Library of Learning, diving into books, courses, and knowledge to sharpen your skills and future-proof your career. Growth, mastery and teaching are your guiding lights. (set: $EducatorCreatorScore to $EducatorCreatorScore + 1) [[See Your Results|Results]]

You hike the Investment Trail, focusing on long-term security and building a future that’s as stable as it is rewarding. Each step takes you closer to your ultimate goals. (set: $BuilderInvestorScore to $BuilderInvestorScore + 1) [[See Your Results|Results]]

You settle into your cushy corner office on Corporate Monkey Island, where life is predictable, coffee is free, and Chimperious pats you on the back for your “synergy.” [[See Your Results|Results]]

<div style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 10px;"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/lB0cq31.jpeg" alt="Header Image" style="width: 90%; max-width: 400px; border-radius: 10px;"> Congratulations! You’ve escaped Corporate Monkey Island and uncovered the truth: The secret isn’t just about escape—it’s about building a career that you control. Whether in corporate or independent work, you can achieve resilience by diversifying your income, reclaiming your time, and aligning your work with your values. It's time to become **layoff-proof** and we're here to help! Find out how, below!  (if: $FractionalExecutiveScore + (3 * $FractionalExecutiveScoreQ5) > $MultiHyphenateScore + (3 * $MultiHyphenateScoreQ5) and $FractionalExecutiveScore + (3 * $FractionalExecutiveScoreQ5) > $CommunityBuilderScore + (3 * $CommunityBuilderScoreQ5) and $FractionalExecutiveScore + (3 * $FractionalExecutiveScoreQ5) > $BuilderInvestorScore + (3 * $BuilderInvestorScoreQ5) and $FractionalExecutiveScore + (3 * $FractionalExecutiveScoreQ5) > $EducatorCreatorScore + (3 * $EducatorCreatorScoreQ5))[ Your Archetype: The Fractional Executive You thrive on flexibility and expertise, leveraging your deep knowledge to navigate the professional seas. Your next move: Build your network, market your niche, and create a resilient portfolio of clients. ] (elseif: $MultiHyphenateScore + (3 * $MultiHyphenateScoreQ5) > $FractionalExecutiveScore + (3 * $FractionalExecutiveScoreQ5) and $MultiHyphenateScore + (3 * $MultiHyphenateScoreQ5) > $CommunityBuilderScore + (3 * $CommunityBuilderScoreQ5) and $MultiHyphenateScore + (3 * $MultiHyphenateScoreQ5) > $BuilderInvestorScore + (3 * $BuilderInvestorScoreQ5) and $MultiHyphenateScore + (3 * $MultiHyphenateScoreQ5) > $EducatorCreatorScore + (3 * $EducatorCreatorScoreQ5))[ Your Archetype: The Multi-Hyphenate Explorer You embrace variety, balancing side hustles, freelance work, and passion projects. Your next move: Lean into your curiosity and monetize more of your skills. ] (elseif: $CommunityBuilderScore + (3 * $CommunityBuilderScoreQ5) > $FractionalExecutiveScore + (3 * $FractionalExecutiveScoreQ5) and $CommunityBuilderScore + (3 * $CommunityBuilderScoreQ5) > $MultiHyphenateScore + (3 * $MultiHyphenateScoreQ5) and $CommunityBuilderScore + (3 * $CommunityBuilderScoreQ5) > $BuilderInvestorScore + (3 * $BuilderInvestorScoreQ5) and $CommunityBuilderScore + (3 * $CommunityBuilderScoreQ5) > $EducatorCreatorScore + (3 * $EducatorCreatorScoreQ5))[ Your Archetype: The Community Builder You’re the glue that connects people, creating meaningful relationships that lead to success. Your network is your superpower. Your next move: Double down on creating value through meaningful connections. ] (elseif: $BuilderInvestorScore + (3 * $BuilderInvestorScoreQ5) > $FractionalExecutiveScore + (3 * $FractionalExecutiveScoreQ5) and $BuilderInvestorScore + (3 * $BuilderInvestorScoreQ5) > $MultiHyphenateScore + (3 * $MultiHyphenateScoreQ5) and $BuilderInvestorScore + (3 * $BuilderInvestorScoreQ5) > $CommunityBuilderScore + (3 * $CommunityBuilderScoreQ5) and $BuilderInvestorScore + (3 * $BuilderInvestorScoreQ5) > $EducatorCreatorScore + (3 * $EducatorCreatorScoreQ5))[ Your Archetype: The Builder & Investor You think big and play the long game, building systems and wealth to secure your future. Stability and planning are your strengths. Your next move: Focus on building assets that generate passive income while freeing up time to scale your long-term goals. ] (else:)[ Your Archetype: The Corporate Navigator You thrive within the structured world of corporate life, steering your career with precision. Your adaptability and focus on adding value make you a cornerstone of your organization. Your next move: Seek leadership opportunities and build resilience within the corporate framework. Chimperious approves! ] <div style="margin-top: 10px; text-align: center;"> <img src="https://i.imgur.com/1BulZs3.jpeg" alt="Sean MacMannis" style="width: 80px; border-radius: 50%; margin-bottom: 5px;"> </div> <div style="margin-top: 5px; text-align: center; font-size: 1em; color: #ffffff;"> This game was developed by Sean MacMannis. Want to connect or learn more about creating your layoff-proof life? <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/seanmacmannis" target="_blank" class="plain-link"> Connect with me on LinkedIn </a> and let’s start a conversation! </div> [[Play Again?|Start]]